So today, you just get a recipe.
3 or 4 small heads of broccoli, raw and chopped
1/2 to 1 cup of grapes, halved
1/4 to 1/2 a red onion, chopped (depending on how much you like onion)
3/4 pound of bacon, cooked and chopped small.
Mix together in a bowl.
Add just enough mayo to coat everything (about a half a cup).
Remark to your friends how fucking delicious it is.
(P.S- this recipe is not mine. I just found it, and love it, and am sharing it with you.)